Is this the much feared anti-football

Nothing gets past this billion dollar corporate wall

Wednesday’s match between Arsenal and Manchester City might have been a regular festive season fixture, and maybe one whose result was music to the red side of Manchester, but it ended up reasserting an ugly side of the modern game. Even an amateur would not have failed to notice the fecund football on display by the men in blue, who played almost the entire match in a 9-0-1 formation (and that “one” player too ventured into the rival half only very occasionally).

Now I know am an Arsenal fan and obviously a bit frustrated, but I just need to bring out Mr Mancini’s post match comment to stress my point here. The blues manager said, “I prefer one point and being booed than no points and being applauded off the pitch.” Right then, so a scenario of being applauded off the pitch with ALL THREE POINTS never occurred to the Italian. It’s all very obvious that right from the start Man City came to the Emirates with a single goal – that of not letting the rivals score one over them. And that is a perfectly understandable strategy, only that this time, they went about doing this without intending to score one themselves.

Now all people who follow football (more precisely the EPL) know the story. Few years ago a certain Mr Murdoch managed to squeeze the weekend game into tiny bits and transmit them thousands of miles across, to lands where the beautiful game was just beginning to pick up. Soon people were singing “You’ll never walk alone” from the deserts of Africa to the bazaars of Indonesia. All well, but it was only a while before the corporate crocodiles came out of the water and begun swallowing clubs, in the process dragging them inside the ever flowing river of liquidity.

Ok so the puns apart Man City, like many other clubs were bought by a zillionaire who empowered the (un)lucky manager with more money then he actually needed. Now one would assume then for Mr Mancini to build an “Arselona” but sadly as before (with Chelsea and others), he only focussed on the shortest way to success – and that often meant “bully your way to the nearest trophy”. Isn’t it a funny coincidence that none of the so-called billionaire clubs are renowned for their eye-catching football (and I would include Real Madrid here). On the other hand more attractive clubs – Barcelona (first) and Arsenal – continue to be owned by the community (and not some Mr Money-in-the-banks) with more realistic aspirations.

But all of this was still acceptable till last weekend when it all descended to an altogether different low. Even before Mr Mancini’s comments, the sight of Gareth Barry crawling till the diagonally opposite touchline (for a supposed “injury”) when he was inches off the goal line, gave a different meaning to the term time-wasting. And I do not even need to explain what a statistic of ZERO shots on target speaks of a team.

Now I’ve seen quite a few dull draws in football, including Greece defending their way to European glory in 2004, but even in those games there was an effort – or atleast a semblance of it in all but the dullest – for the players to try and break the opposition defence and attempt to put the ball into the net (Greece did so atleast once in all games). Yes the Arsenal of old were often revered for their leak-proof defence, yet at the same time they were also feared for their incisive counter-attack. Where on wednesday then was that long, defence splitting pass; or the fast break that sent adrenaline rushing in your veins. Why was a par-excellence and tenacious striker like Tevez reduced to ambling near the half-line and occasionally chase balls lobbed towards Fabianski.

The answer may lie in the unreasonable pressure on Mr Mancini to produce results (read trophies). Money they say can’t buy happiness, but billionaire owners of football clubs seem to believe it certainly can buy success. Which may be partly true, but success is not fast food and needs to be cooked well for it to really taste sweet. But the pressure ensures Mr Mancini focuses more on eking out “strategic” results which bring him on top at the end of the season – even if at the cost of the game itself.

For all my critics (yes Arsenal have won NOTHING since 2005) and proponents of the “win dirty” philosophy, I don’t want every club to be Barcelona – that would kill variety. I am perfectly well with hard defending teams like Stoke and Birmingham, but please have attack atleast as your plan B. Take a shot at the goal, you never know you might get lucky as the ball ricochets off a defender, and you leave the pitch with all three points. And then Mr Mancini, it won’t matter if you are booed off it or applauded, cause you would have given the fans what they came for – 90 minutes of the beautiful game.

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Five great sports books

Sports and books hold a very special place in my little world. Most of my free time (apart from my runs and weekend escapades) I’m either watching a game, or reading a book – which mostly has to do something with sports. So it was inevitable that I found a few particularly interesting than the rest and this write-up is about the five books I found absolutely unmissable for any sports fan.A few disclaimers before I begin. Firstly this is not intended to – and is not – any kind of “five best sports books” or any such other list. I believe no one person is qualified enough to make such a list, and even if he/she does make it, can never appeal to the wide spectrum of audience it faces.Secondly I’ve got books from different sports. No, I did not intend to be diplomatic and try to appease fans of all sports, it just so happened that these five were the best I found, which transcended their particular sport, and were a treat to read in the general sense.

Lastly the order in which I present the books below has nothing to do with their relative merits, it’s just random.

Its not about the bike” — Lance Armstrong (ISBN – 0425179613)

As far as inspirational reading goes, I doubt if there is any other book in the world (sport or otherwise) that can match this. “Lance Armstrong’s story is the stuff of legends” it says on the back cover and the epithet pretty much encapsulates the spirit of the book. A mediocre international athlete, who changed to pro cycling from triathlon was diagnosed with testicular cancer, relatively early into his career. What followed was the epitome of human spirit, determination and sheer courage.

The book initially dabbles a bit into the author’s childhood and rise to international sports but soon reaches the tragic juncture of him being diagnosed with cancer. Armstrong, not with much hope of survival, went through a painful and seemingly career ending treatment. He made out of it, broken in body, but not spirit. Armstrong’s description of the vagaries of recovery and the mental battles fought during are enough to shake the stoicest of people.

Thereafter the book traces his first Tour de France victory. Being the maiden triumph, the description has a bit of innocence to it, as well as a romantic thrill. Lance steers the reader through his tumultuous and unbelievable journey, while also introducing us to the enchanting world of international cycling. Words such as “peloton” and “maillot jaune” take familiar overtones and by the time you’re finished with the book, it is impossible not to google more about Le Tour and Armstrong.

A very powerful book then, not just with the element of sports, but the potential to bring about a change in the approach towards life. I believe this book should be made a compulsory read in today’s scenario where suicides are committed for trivial reasons. If there is one message out of the book, it is that life is a gift, no matter how bad the wrapper is, the article inside is too valuable not to be fought for, till the last breath.

How football explains the world” — Franklin Foer (ISBN – 0099492261)

Football is a game played by more nations on this planet, than probably many other games put together. That FIFA has more affiliated members than the United Nations is proof enough of the global reach and impact of the beautiful game. While these figures almost feel clichéd, Franklin Foer goes on to analyse how is it that a sport passionately followed by billions goes on to change the thread of life on earth. Because something so widely accepted cannot just be a mere footnote in the larger scheme of things.

The book takes us on a whirlwind ride from the dusty pitches of South America, teeming with rich talent, to the highly advanced and mega corps of Europe afflicted with unforgiving rivalry. In the process the book revolves around many significant issues such as antisemitism, globalisation, pseudo nationalism and their effects on football and vice-versa.

The author admits that the purpose of the book is to explore the nature of the game in cultural terms more than its economic impact. So while he does wonder at the failure of global giants such as Manchester United and Real Madrid’s failure to wipe out local allegiances, he also studies the role played by many clubs across the world as an expression of local identities.

For a football fan, the reading varies from euphoria to surprise, bringing him/her closer to the game than just the big name worshipping. But the real impact of Foer is felt on a newcomer to the world of football. His lucidity of expression (possibly coming from being a political journo in Washington) and immense research helps put across the emotional connect of the game and its oxymoronic power to liberate cultural boundaries, at the same time creating venomous divides. Overall Foer succeeds in explaining the connect of the game at a much higher level than sport.

True Colours: My Life” — Adam Gilchrist (ISBN – 1405038969)

I’m not a big fan of cricket. Great game that it may be, I find it a bit too slow for my taste (and 20-20 is more entertainment than sport). But if there is one name that comes to my mind when reminded of cricket, its Adam Gilchrist (ok all Sachin fans don’t kill me, let me live with my weird choice). One of the last standing gentleman of the so-called gentleman’s game has been equally candid in the narration of his life’s story. The book is an emotional roller coaster which could move even the toughest of hearts and look towards the psychological demands of modern sports.

Gilly starts on a solemn note bringing out his predicament of deep sorrow after playing a memorable innings. But it’s just a prologue as afterwards he guides us through his childhood, his days as a young boy in a family obsessed with sports. While being surrounded by above average athletes did have its advantages, but it certainly had its pressures too. However one thing that emerges about the initial days in the legend’s life is that he was equally humble and maybe a bit introvert even at this young age.

Moving on to his adolescent years and the initial successes, he details the dilemma faced by a young teenager spending years away from family and friends ,focussing most of his waking hours in the single-minded pursuit of cricket. Gilly’s also quite candid about how tense he was when being compared with the legendary Ian Healy and the doubts in his mind if he could ever replace the revered gloveman (in the team and public imagination). But his admiration was not limited to the greats, he also indicates his fascination watching sublime talents like the precocious Ponting and McGrath, many of whom were younger than him.

But he did get his break and the next part of the book is certainly more interesting. It details his triumphs and travails in international cricket, right from the highs of consecutive world cup victories, to the lows of being part of the first Australian team in ages to lose the Ashes. Gilchrist has devoted much print space to the debacle of 2005 which was the most testing time for him professionally and personally, and one cannot be anything but moved on reading of such unreasonable pressures being put on an already demoralised person.

The last part has a bit about his last world cup and the man of the match performance in the final. He also has tried to bring out his view in the monkeygate scandal (though how much that would appeal to Indian readers, I’m not sure) and the ever controversial issue of “walking”. Overall Gilly’s provided a peek into an international sportsman’s life while staying clear from commenting on other players and causing controversy. A very good read then, which may not appeal to the tabloid in you, but certainly to the true fan who cherishes pure sportsmanship and sheer joy of participation more than anything else.

Who do you think you are, Michael Schumacher” — Ian Stafford (ISBN – 009190885X)

Ian Stafford is the author of famous titles like “Playground of the gods” and “In search of Tiger”, but in this particular book, he seeks to find what is it that separates him and a top motor-sport star. His various discoveries enroute take the reader through a whirlwind trip from the tracks of England to a ranch in Australia and in the skies with a former world champion. Stafford’s narration is meant to tickle the funny bone while answering the demands placed on a top-level athlete in motor-sports.

The wild goose chase started (as it often does) with a remark from the author’s better half. Tired of the relentless boasting of his own driving abilities, she utters the dreaded words “Who do you think you are, Michael bloody Schumacher.” Now for any self-respecting male such a comparison is bound to ruffle feathers and start a complex process aimed to prove that the person in question is defiantly at par (if not better) than the German ace. Stafford being the sports journo he is, definitely believed (more than a normal male) in his driving capabilities.

What follows is a meeting with several world champions, and many (then) present day drivers. One of the best is his interaction with David Coulthard in Monaco and the subsequent bicycle ride both take to a nearby hill. That probably was the first glimpse for the challenger as to his slightly precarious physical condition when compared to a top F1 driver. But not one to be dissuaded, Ian continued in his pursuit and finally managed to get a one to one with Schumacher. That he managed to defeat him in a go-kart race was (and probably will be) the high point in the journos life.

But hey, it was not as simple as that. There is a bizarre twist in his victory over Michael, and for that one really needs to pick up this book and find for oneself. Rest assured it’ll be a hilarious ride in company of some of the most famous men to grace this sport and probably would help the reader in answering such a question in the future (someday you just might have to you know) in a slightly more pragmatic fashion.

Playing the Enemy” — John Carlin (ISBN – 0143115723)

This book is probably the starkest example of the power of sports and the place it holds in the subconscious of humans across the globe. All movie buffs would know the story by the name of Invictus (which is also the name of the latest edition of the book) and it is the true story of the Springboks’ world cup victory at home against all odds – sporting and political. It also is a masterpiece in mass seduction and understanding of human psychology by a great man, kind of whom we so badly lack in our country.

First half of the book is pretty much about the political atmosphere of an apartheid infested South Africa fighting for independence in a post colonial era. The author very briefly guides us through the initial opposition movements, formation of the ANC, the rise of Mandela and has very successfully painted a rough political and demographic map of erstwhile South Africa. The book brings out some watershed events in the country’s past, which hastened the process of independence and maybe this accelerated pace left the country’s new administrators with a humongous amount of patching up effort to do.

Carlin then moves on to give a glimpse of the understanding of Nelson Mandela’s thought process. How in a country at the brink of civil war, Mandela had the courage to focus on something (which most people considered) as trivial as a sport. And that too a sport hated by majority of the population and supposedly an icon of the apartheid past. One of the most succinct explanations in the book is of the significance the name and symbol of Springboks held for the Afrikaner, and Mandela’s early foresight of using it as a tool for winning their trust and ensure a peaceful settlement.

The book steers us through this precarious diplomatic battle being fought by Mandela, while on the other hand his equivalent of the Springboks, Francois Pienaar was trying to unite his own team, and most of all make them believe in themselves. The world cup per-se does not have many pages devoted to it, but then the victory itself was a small (yet significant) link in the massive chain unifying a divided nation.

It may not be to the liking of a purist sports fan, but as far as bringing out the unquantifiable appeal of any sport, this book is worth its weight in gold. It is definitely a must read for all those non believers who still term most sports (and especially rugby) as a barbaric display of two basic human flaws – hunger for victory and display of power. Modern sport may also be that, but as the book shows, in the hands of a great few it transcends the most noble of causes and moves people to achieve the impossible.

So that was my (slightly longish) view of probably the most inspiring and unforgettable sports books that I’ve read – repeat – I’ve read. Am sure I’ve missed out many gems and my apologies if there is a glaring miss, but I would be grateful if any of you has a strong recommendation to make. Once again this is not an exhaustive or a “best” list, it’s just five books that I feel are a must read among many others. So please take out some time and immerse yourself in this beautiful endeavour called sport, narrated by some of the most famous men to have been associated with it, and rest assured it’ll give you a whole new perspective, not just about sports, but about life as a whole.

FIFA World Cup 2010 Diary : Germany’s Performance At The World Cup

So finally, its over. The biggest show on earth wrapped up on Sunday, after four weeks of controversies, cries, tears and extreme unbridled joy. Its a miracle how the FIFA world cup manages to send a few million into delirious euphoria, while drowning most of the remaining world’s population in deep grief, and yet remains the single most popular event on this planet. This time it was the turn of a small nation on the west coast of Europe to experience that joy for the first time in their history, but for their opponents, it was back to the sorrow they know only too well.

I won’t even attempt to recapture the magic of the FIFA World Cup 2010 (that would be plain stupid right), but would just focus on my favourite – Germany. Die Mannschaft arrived at the rainbow nation amidst many doubts over the team selection and a dark cloud in the form of the conspicuous absence of their charismatic leader Michael Ballack, through injury. The team was the youngest of all nations and consisted mainly of unheard names who wished to share the field (and certainly try to better) legends such as Messi, Kaka, Cannavaro and many more.

But with the Germans, we could be sure of two things, meticulous preparation and pristine fitness. There was an abundance of that on display in their opener against Australia at the scenic Durban stadium. What was not expected was the kind of refreshing football on show and the mauling of the tenacious socceroos. Podolski, Klose, Cacau and a relatively unknown kid – one Thomas Muller got on the score-sheet to destroy the team from down under. Their rapid play and one touch passing mesmerised the doubters, immediately placing them among the top teams.

However all that euphoria would not take long to fizzle out and things started to go pear shaped in the very next match, as “Mr World Cup” Miroslav Klose saw red courtesy a dubious decision. What probably hurt more, was Podolski missing a spot kick for the Germans from open play, a blasphemy that has its one and only precedent way back in 1974 (the unfortunate player being Uli Hoeness). German players missing a penalty is as unheard of as monsoons in Sahara, but it did happen and the consequent loss to Serbia was the first instance of top international pressure for this young bunch of footballers.

The next match was a do or die encounter against Ghana, who had the support of not just their entire nation, but the whole continent. Pressure and Germans traditionally go hand in hand, however the slim 1-0 victory did just enough to douse the butterflies and set up a meeting with old foes England in the first knockout stage. Germany topped the group as expected, albeit with a Serbian blot on their report card. Topping the group though, may not have been as good as it sounded, considering that set them up for matches against England, Argentina and Spain in succession (hoping each team went as far).

Germany-England ties always have an edge to them due to the political and footballing history of the nations. If the British (and the world) can never forgive Hitler, so the Germans just can’t get over the phantom goal of 1966. Each team had big words to say before the match, but the English were intent on practising penalties more than anything, knowing only too well how it all unravels for them in that roulette of football. But they needn’t have bothered. It was the pace of this young German team that tore apart the three lions’ hearts, and Frank Lampard’s phantom goal not withstanding, the islanders never stood a chance.

Muller was in his stride now, and with his contemporary Mesut Ozil, he showed how miserable England were at trapping fast midfielders. Lampard’s goal-that-never-was proved to be poetic justice for most German fans, but it was their team’s style of play that won them millions of neutral hearts.

Their next opponent were the almighty Argentinians. It was to be a repeat fixture of the previous year’s tournament, but the South Americans now boasted the World Player of the Year in their ranks and the enigmatic (if eccentric) Maradona as the coach. And the kind of football displayed by the Argentinians till then must have given even the hardest of Germans sleepy nights. It was billed as the match of the tournament (thus far) and in a way failed to live up to those expectations. Not that this statement would convince a German fan, but Argentina just failed to show up. Or maybe they did, but were more in awe of the show being put up by M/s Muller and co. Then there was the question of that enigma called Klose.

A player who scored a paltry three goals in the entire domestic season and was reduced to sidelines with his club, dug out a brace to move up in contention for a second golden boot in as many tournaments. As he netted the fourth goal past a hapless Argentine defence, the commentator’s words were “Argentina have been torn to shreds”. The only blot in their perfect performance was a dubious yellow card for the scintillating Muller, which meant the herathbreak of missing the semi-final for the young star.

The Germans were now certainly among the favourites, and with Brazil being knocked out by the hard fighting Dutch, their semi-final opponents Spain were probably the only team to match their calibre. The game was foreshadowed by Paul the oracle, an octopus with an uncanny understanding of international footballing dynamics. His prediction would not have gone down well in his native land, but the team had far bigger worries than invertebre prophecies.

 
Xavi, Alonso, Iniesta and Busquets were the meanest and most feared midfield assembled in South Africa, and while they had not been setting the score sheets on fire, their calibre could not be taken lightly. However the young players probably made too much of the hype surrounding their rivals and went on to be totally outclassed in the match.
The 1-0 score line does not tell the entire story, as the players in white only opened up to their natural game after falling behind, but by then it was all too late. Be it the nerves of an inexperienced team, or the absence of Muller, or maybe the toll of two previous high tempo matches, it was not the Germany of the past three weeks which slumped out of Durban on 07 July.

The third place playoff is often labelled as the “match no one wants to play”. But it can also be the most fearless game for these players with not being much at stake. And it did prove that way as both teams attacked with abandon. It was a bitter sweet ending for young Muller who had witnessed his world cup dream end from the sidelines only a few days ago, but took over the lead in the golden boot standing with his fifth goal of the tournament and the first of the game.

 
What followed was some top class and heart warming football, truly befitting to be called “the beautiful game”. It is sad that such games have to finish with a losing team and despite Diego Forlan’s injury time scorcher, the Uruguans left the world cup empty handed, but with immense pride. A second successive third place for Germany is not what these players must have had in mind, but they did exceed all expectations, scored the most goals by any team, and in general won the hearts of experts, fans and neutrals alike with their refreshing and innocent display of pleasure and flow on the field.

Thomas Muller won the Golden Boot and the Best Young Player award, and what an achievement that is for someone not even old enough to marry in most countries. All of 20 years young, this shining gem in the German crown is only going to get brighter and I’m sure will have set his eyes on Euro 2012 to guide his team a step higher on the podium from their 2008 performance.

 
There were other positives too for the team with the brilliance of Ozil and the leadership of Lahm. The much maligned rear guard stood firm against the sternest of tests and the team played neat football, earning minimal cautions along the way. It is a team of the future and also a study in youth development, but that would not be a consolation for a dream final with their neighbours on the highest stage of international football.
Gary Linekar’s immortal words may not have proved true this time, but with the promise this team holds, football can yet gain become a game of 22 men chasing a ball for 90 minutes, at the end of which the Germans always win.

MATCH REPORT: ARSENAL 2 MANCHESTER UNITED 1

As far as season defining matches go, the encounter between arch rivals Arsenal and Manchester United this weekend was a pretty crucial one. The mood at the home team was not among the most upbeat after their recent travails of snatching defeat (or draw) from the mouth of victory. The fact was self evident when the bookies had the worst ever odds for the Gunners at the Emirates. This was compounded by the injury issues, seemed to spell doom for Arsene Wenger’s team. No such problems existed for the defending champions ,with their star strikers – Rooney and Berbatov – back after being rested in the mid week Champions League match against Celtic.

The team list brought hope for the home fans though, with Gallas, Silvestre and Wolcott all being declared fit and in the starting eleven. However up front the responsibility weighed on the naïve shoulders of Nicklas Bendtner in the absence of Adebayor and Robin Van Persie. Horrors of recent past resurfaced within two minutes of the start when Almunia inexplicably handled a slack back pass by the ex-United Mikael Silvestre. Danger was averted as Carrick flashed pass the post from the rebound off the Anerson free kick. United though were confident and kept piling the pressure with some good moves and understanding between the players. Ronaldo created an excellent chance for Ronney, who fired over from eight yards and plenty of space when he really should have found the back of the net.

Arsenal were not to be shut for long and Bendtner just could not connect sweetly to Clichy’s cross, firing above Van Der Sar. The Danish striker was even more callous as he completely missed a great opportunity from another curler, this time courtesy Samir Nasri. The deadlock did break though midway through the half when Sagna was fouled on the touch line by Evra. Fabregas’ free kick was headed out by Berbatov only till the edge of the box, where the unmarked Nasri controlled the wall well and volleyed with his left foot past Van Der Sar to send the home crowd into raptures. The ball though clearly took a deflection off the United captain eventually wrong footing his keeper.

United responded almost immediately as Gallas was booked for bringing down Evra at a dangerous location. The ensuing free kick resulted in Clichy almost heading into his own net. The tempo of the match was blazing fast with both teams trying to catch the other on the counter. Ronaldo had a free kick from 20 yards but his strike went well wide to cause any trouble to the Spanish keeper Almunia. Just before half time there was a call for penalty from the United forwards as Clichy handled in the box, only to be denied by the match official. As the teams headed to the break, it was the home team leading on the score board, but with the match evenly balanced on field.

As the play resumed Arsenal took on the offensive right with the restart. A 15 ball passing move in about 45 seconds perplexed the United back line and as Fabregas rounded off Carrick, Wolcott made and exquisite run across dragging Vidic along with him. This left Nasri unmarked yet again at the edge of the box and Fabregas had no trouble finding him. With plenty of time and space for the Frenchman, he was not to miss and rocketed a shot into the United net as the crowd went delirious. Arsenal though have been known to through comfortable leads away cheaply and almost did so within a minute of scoring. Park Ji Sung’s beautiful cross found Ronaldo on the right, who volleyed first time painfully close out of the far post with Almunia beaten. It was a golden chance and a big miss by the usually high standards of Ronaldo. These missed opportunities seemed to be costing the champions the match at this point of time.

Thereafter Arsenal produced their best defending performance of the season, a fact seconded by none other than the United manager in his post match reactions. With the back four denying their opponents any clear opportunity to score and the forwards working on the counter, the match was up for an exciting finale. Carrrick was booked for a mistimed boot on Almunia which caught the keeper on the head and caused him to be eventually substituted with Fabianski with 12 minutes remaining. Sir Alex played his last cards by bringing on Giggs for an off colour Neville and Tevez on for Rooney. There was a penalty shout when Vidic pulled Nasri down in the box, but the ref did not see anything wrong with the challenge on the Arsenal man.

Arsenal continued to play on the counter with Bendtner yet again throwing away a half chance in the box. This could have settled the match and seemed to be a costly error as substitute Rafael chested and volleyed home a superb goal from 20 yards in the final minute of normal time. Tottenham memories came rushing back to mind and the tension at the Emirates was palpable now. United having tasted blood threw everything forward, and with an six added minutes to boost their spirits further, anything seemed possible. Arsenal were not helping matters for themselves by still trying to go on the offensive instead of running down the clock. At the end though, the young Gunners held their nerve and relief echoed around the stadium as the ref blew three long blasts of his whistle.

The outcome of the match seemed to be down to the fact that Arsenal took their chances while United threw away many golden opportunities. Sir Alex was in a pensive mood as he described the match and brooded over their dismal record against the big four this season. What both managers agreed on was that this match was a classic and as good as they come. It will not be forgotten in a hurry and infact the real winner at the end of the day was a passionate football fan who got his money’s worth with both teams treating him/her to some electrifying skills, pace, tackles (in limits though) and most importantly good camaraderie amongst the opponents.

The significance of this match goes far beyond the three points for the north London team and their under fire manager. After the grilling of the past ten days, this was the best response they could give to their critics. By outplaying the best team in the island – that too despite missing important players – Arsenal have sent a strong message across about their fighting capabilities and quality of the team. The road ahead though is long and arduous, and as Wenger himself has said, what matters is their position come May next year. For now Arsenal can bask in glory away from cynical assessments with their title challenge and more importantly confidence back on track.

ALL ROUND JOY!!!

This weekend’s been really tumultuous. With two of the top clubs – and fiercest rivals – in the premier league going head to head, and one of the most surprising races of this year, there was certainly much to thank for the sports enthusiast (though that also depends on which side your loyalty lies).

Let me start with football. Liverpool vs Manchester United is a fixture that gets everyone excited every single time. This time the prelude was dominated by the transfer (and possible debut) of Dimitar Berbatov for Man U and the possible absence of the home heavyweights Gerrard and Torres. Both the rumours were vindicated as Sir Alex went for an aggressive 4-3-3 formation placing Berbatov alongside Rooney and Tevez; while his opposite number played safe by placing his aces on the bench and not risking injury. The veteran manger had the first laugh – and an early laugh at that – as Berbatov deceived Carragher along the right goal line to set up Tevez who stormed the ball past Pepe Reina. With just 2 minutes on the board, it seemed that the Kop were in for another humiliation by the hands of the red devils as so often in recent years. Man U were connecting well in the first half with the defence keeping solid to deny the home side any major attempt for the initial stages. The first sight of goal to the Merseysiders was gifted by Edwin Van Der Sar who miscued a corner and tapped it right into the feet of Dirk Kuyt. The Dutchman however could not capitalise as his weak shot rebounded off Paul Scholes at the line.

The Kop however had their lucky break at 27 minutes when a swerving kick from MOTM Xavi Alonso from 20 yards deflected off Patrice Evra and Van Der Sar could not deal with it well, only knocking it into the way of the retreating Wes Brown. The defender watched helplessly as the ball ricocheted off him and trudged into the net. If this was supposed to liven up Liverpool, it had that effect on the visitors instead with Tevez shooting over form six yards to let the home side off the hook going into the break.

There must have been some strong words said during half time, but it dint bring the change that the crowd was hoping for in the Liverpool ranks. Their mighty two were still on the bench, while Man U opted to bring on Giggs for Carrick possible owing to a knock the mid fielder received during the first half. But by now Liverpool were enjoying the extra space in midfield (courtesy United’s aggressive formation) with Masherano and Alonso troubling the United backs with regularity. They did not come close but were certainly enjoying more possession and thus control of the game. Finally as Gerrard came on for Benayoun amidst much cheer, one hoped this would just be the factor to tilt the balance (even as Hargreaves came on for Scholes). Gerrard seemed to have done just the opposite as a mistake from him almost cost his side a goal, only for Reina to smartly tip over Ryan Giggs’ lob.

Benitez decided to get more firepower by substituting Babel for Riera who had had an impressive debut, and it turned out to be a master stroke. With Liverpool already dominating, the impressive Mascherano managed to eke out a mistake from the usually faultless veteran. Giggs’ failed attempt to let the ball run out for a goal kick was pounced upon by Masherano, and Kuyt deftly sent it across to his compatriot Ryan Babel, who standing free at six yards stormed the ball into the net. As United poured forward with Nani (brought on for Anderson) providing extra impetus there were yet more counter attacks by the home side. Keane got clear in the mid field and Rio Ferdinand had no option but to bring him down and was duly shown a yellow card. Things however got ugly as substitute Nani and Vidic too received yellow cards in quick succession.

The misery for the visitors was complete when Vidic went for a rash header, elbowing Alonso hard on the face and knocking the mid fielder out. The referee had no option but to show a second yellow to the Man U player and give him his marching orders. But the add on effect of the lapse by Vidic means, he will miss the all important match against Chelsea which is up next. When even Sir Alex accepts after the match that his team were indeed outplayed by a stronger team on the day, then you really feel that Man U played badly. But there were goals galore on the day as Arsenal knocked four past Blackburn playing away with Adebayor getting a hat trick. Everton too won a five goal thriller against Stoke City.

Time to move on to Formula 1 then. The conditions at Monza were stormy – keeping in tune with the events about to come up north – and this worried the field as everyone opted for extreme wets during qualifying. But as much as the hot lap, it was the timing of the lap which seemed to count on the day. As Vettel timed his to perfection, the biggest losers were Kimi and Hamilton who did not make it to Q3 and finished 14th and 15th respectively. Meanwhile Fisichella had a minor triumph leading Force India F1 into Q2 for the first time in the current season. But all eyes were on the lad hailed to be the successor of Schumi, as one the smallest team on the grid captured pole at their home race. Title contender Massa meanwhile was way back in 7th, but more pertinently quite ahead of his nearest rival Lewis Hamilton.

By the time of the race start conditions certainly did not improve and hence the organizers had to go for a start behind the safety car. The start itself was not as exciting as it may have been had it been a standing start. However with the incessant rain much was to follow. Poor Fisichella after having qualifying his best of the year and hoping for a points scoring finish, hit Coulthard in the 12th lap and had to retire. While Kovalainen could not implement his plan of jumping Vettel at the start or in the initial laps, his team mate was driving as a man possessed. In his bid to keep his position in the championship intact he made short shrift the defending champion, Kimi Raikonnen. While Kimi would end the race with the fastest lap to his name, he could not match the aggression of the Brit in that phase of the race.

The first round of pit stops did not jumble things up much though some drivers did stop very late. The big names among the late stoppers were Hamilton and Kubica. BMW seemed to have timed their stop to perfection and it enabled Kubica to come out with fuel sufficient to take him to finish and intermediate tyres in the same stop. Hamilton chose to stick to the extreme wets and initially his choice seemed to be going well as he climbed upto second in the standings. With a little luck (namely rain) he could have challenged for a podium place surely if not a victory, and that would have been an amazing feat considering where he started the race. He however, later had to stop and change to intermediates, and that dropped him behind Massa again.

No such problems for Vettel who had the added luxury of driving amid no spray on an empty track. Even then he needed to be on his toes not to commit a mistake leading to a spin or crashing into the barriers, which would have been such a shame. Talking of which none of the other drivers (other than Fisichella) committed any mistake either, and all made it to the finish line. In the end it finished with Vettel emerging as the youngest GP winner in the history of the sport ahead of Kovalainen and Kubica. The two top title contenders finished 7th and 6th enabling Massa to chew off Hamilton’s lead to a solitary point. McLaren on the other hand edged closer to Ferrari in the constructors championship with just five points separating the two powerhouses now. The day though belonged to Vettel and the tiny Italian outfit, Scuderia Torro Rosso who proved that size does not matter always.

So that brought an end to a truly enjoyable “sports” weekend with upsets in both the main features. The race could be termed slightly more fun as that broke the duck for a team and a driver (and may be remembered as the day when a champion was born). Practically speaking Torro Rosso cannot hope much in the season ahead, but the title race is absolutely scalding hot heading into the most anticipated circuit of the year – the first night race in the history of the championship, at a brand new venue, on a brand new circuit. As for football, Man U have tougher times ahead and they just cannot afford to lose to Chelsea and trail their main rivals this early in the season. Chelsea too have their troubles with Terry being unavailable courtesy a red card during the weekend. All this is good news for sports fans who have really had a ball this year and the party just seems to go on and on……..

MATCH REPORT: ARSENAL 3 BOLTON 2

Harsha Bhogle recently said that the thrill and excitement of unscripted drama can never be replaced by scripted drama. There was abundant proof of that in this weekend’s clash between Arsenal and Bolton Wanderers. In the see saw battle one was moved from tears to hysteria and vice versa (depending on which side of the pitch your allegiance laid). What was to be a very important match for both the teams – albeit for different reasons – started off as a disaster for one and ended as the same for the other. What came out of it was the never-say-die spirit of the Gunners and the restoration of their self belief – which many may say has come a little too late, but I would rather say better late than never.

To begin with the absence of Adebayor in the starting 11 raised some eyebrows, and questions were raised as to if Arsene Wenger had given up title aspirations in the Premiership with an eye on his (elusive) first Champions League trophy. Nevertheless the match started with Arsenal in perfect control of the proceedings. Robin Van Persie had a good chance taken away due to some determined defending by Al Habsi. But there were more to come, with Nicklas Bendtner was a little profligate missing two good oppurtunities. There was no doubt as to the intent Arsenal had come out with. However intent alone is sometimes not enough in football.

Bolton meanwhile hardly had a sniff of the ball. But in the 14th minute Gretar Steinsson sent a sublime cross from the right wing to find Matthew Taylor who powered an unstoppable header past the hapless Almunia from six yards out. If Arsenal had not woken up to the fact that they had not won at the Reebok since April 2002, this was a rude awakening call for them. But things were to detiorate further for the visiting team. In the 31st minute Abou Diaby lunged studs up, not reaching the ball and catching Gretar Steinsson on his ankle. It was a dirty and mistimed challenge and referee Chris Foy had no second thoughts on dishing out the red card. Things were really getting bad now, but Arsenal replied in the best possible fashion. Just after play resumed, Bendtner had a real good opportunity to score but could only fire wide.

More hell was to break lose before the interval though. As the match settled and Arsenal looked for the equaliser before the break, their worst fears came true. Mathieu Flamini lost the ball in the penalty box to McCann, which duly went to Taylor who could not have put a foot wrong on the day. His strong shot took a deflection of William Gallas leaving Almunia to make a last minute change of direction, which went futile as the ball found the back of the net. All the fears of the previous four matches came rushing to mind. And the only thing that seemed probable then was that the impeding defeat would end the Gunners’ title challenge for sure now. The fifth consecutive Premiership match without victory also might have a bad flow on impact considering the next 10 days entailed three meetings with Liverpool.

As the players and staff left the pitch at half time the body language of both squads showed the mental state they probably were in. Whatever Arsene Wenger said in the dressing room – though would have been significant – did not immediately seemed to show any results. Arsenal were still being tied down by the Bolton defence who believed they were now in sniffing distance of an unlikely victory. The astute manager though still had a move or two in his repository and made two crucial substitutions. He brought Adebayor and Theo Walcott on for Bendtner and Senderos, thereby having a strange yet attacking 3-5-1-1 formation. This had an immediate impact as Walcott the worked his midas again, troubling with his pace on the right side.

The goal when it came was a little bizarre. A corner whipped in by Fabregas found the adroit Gallas at the far end who was shockingly unmarked and should not have missed from 5 feet with the goal at his mercy. And he did not. The defensive howler from the Bolton backs showed that they had forgotten to do their homework well. This was the shot in the arm for Arsenal and then they came in waves. A second goal never looked a distant possibility if they could sustain the momentum. And they finally were rewarded for their incessant efforts in the minute. Alesander Hleb was brought down by Cahill in the box and the referee again had no doubt in pointing to the spot. One would have expected Van Persie to be under tremendous pressure considering the importance of the goal and his lack of match practice compounding the difficulty. But even if he was under pressure, neither his demeanour, nor his coolly taken penalty betrayed it as he easily sent the Bolton Keeper the wrong way to score the equaliser.

Arsene Wenger was very candid of the fact that he had told the team a draw would just not be good enough today. And it was very true as they had already extinguished their quota of drop points, and any more now would be akin to comitting hara kiri. Hence the eagerness and desperation showed by Arsenal in the final minutes in hunt for the winner was pretty understandable. But what was more significant was that Bolton maybe had lost the very belief which they had in abundance less than half an hour ago. Still the manner in which the winner finally came was not the prettiest. Cesc Fabregas took a shy at the goal from the edge of the box, which ping ponged between two defenders to finally somehow squander into the net, sending the entire Arsenal contingent into hysteria.

Wenger later said that this has to be the best comeback game he remembers – though I still feel Liverpool’s epiphanous comeback in the ‘05 Champions League final was much more extraordinary. Nevertheless it was a remarkable achievement, and frankly no one had expected that a team 2-0 down, away from home, a player down and which has not been in the best of form lately could rally back to draw, let alone steal a win. Considering one (or maybe both) among Chelsea and Manchester United will drop points when they go head to head, then it will be upto Arsenal to beat United at Old Trafford, which though is no mean feat, but maybe just the kind of finish the season (and the eventual champions) deserves. So concomitant of this match the title is still pretty much alive (as the re-inspired Arsenal are much more lethal than a couple of games ago). For me it just further implied how right Bhogle was when he spoke out the above statement.

Lot was written over the course of the Super Sunday last week. Steve McMahon wrote that the Gunners lack a good leader (and the prima facie evidence at St Andrews may have suggested that). Though I am not denouncing his statement, but I feel it’s ostensible, as more than the leadership they needed to come out of the Eduardo incident. There are many leaders on the pitch for them, each leading in his own way. But after the Birmingham match it was their free flowing football which was questioned. It was the faith that the teams would not get dirty to break down their “beautiful football” moves that was broken. And when that happens, the only person who can succour you is – you yourself. It has taken some time for the young Gunners to realise that, but now that they have, it will be interesting to watch how their hunger for the title and angst against their several critics drives them towards the title(s).

LONG LIVE SPIRIT OF THE FA CUP

Well, well, well, the FA cup is back. And how!!! The oldest tournament in football has long been known for its illustrious history of upsets and is dream come true for the perennial underdog supporter. But what’s been happening this year has left everyone dumbfounded and the BIG ONES ducking for cover. Though some people may say that this is down to the managers of top teams not fielding their best 11 in the tournament considering rest for their star players so that they can focus on the “more important” matches, this statement certainly was thrown into oblivion with the Man U – Portsmouth match yesterday.

Sir Alex certainly surprised everyone by including his crème de la crème, namely Ronaldo and Rooney among other big wigs. But this was not to be the last in the series of many that followed. The second was again courtesy to the flamboyant manager. He substituted Van Der Sar by Tomasz Kuszczak between posts, a switch seldom seen in any league. And this when Van Der Sar was hardly having any trouble patrolling his goal. Or maybe this was precisely the reason that instigated him to make the change in the first place, maybe he wanted to give his reserve keeper the chance for some match action. But the question that begs itself to be asked is, that if it was so why did he not start with Kuszczak in the first place? Why risk a substitution and be left with no reserve goalkeeper? Was he initially circumspect of having his reserve keeper face a tem that they had humbled just weeks ago? Whatever the reason, the fact is that this decision of his backfired, SPECTACULARLY at that. Kuszczak brought down Milan Baros in the box from what was a potential goal scoring opportunity, and I feel the referee got it right when he gave the keeper his marching orders. This left Man U without a goalkeeper, not a mention a man down. With all due respect to Rio Ferdinand, frankly he never stood a chance of denying the goal.

But this certainly did not prevent Ferguson from whining as usual, which he does after every defeat, no matter how bad his team played. And nowadays he is joined in this façade by his favourite player, Ronaldo. Their post match comments just went on to show how frustrated and blind to facts they get after being defeated. Yes, I certainly agree that Man U was on top in most of the match, and had they won, they would have certainly deserved it. But having said that, just making moves and creating chances isn’t enough. At the end of the day you’ve got to put them away for them to matter. Sir Alex has this innate belief that he can bully anyone, referees (and Beckham, pun intended) included, which sadly isn’t true (see what happened in the Beckham fiasco). And as to Ronaldo saying that he is afraid of tackles and thinks this will force him to change the way he plays, then he better start to look for another job. I mean you got to live with defenders pouring on you if you are the real danger. That I think is something to be proud of and not afraid and blame the officials for. I for one didn’t see even a single tackle that was dangerous or even close to what happened with Eduardo couple of weeks ago.

Well at least Chelsea took the defeat in their stride, accepting that yesterday, they were just not that good. In fact John Terry walked up to congratulate the rival manager and captain, praising them and wishing them to win the cup. That is how you deal honourably after being defeated by a smaller team. But then they really were very poor yesterday. Barnsley were in the match always and never got totally dominated. Maybe a lot had to do with the self belief that Barnsley had after dumping Liverpool (at Anfield at that) in the previous round. And also maybe they wanted the cup that much more. Chelsea on their part tried, but there was a touch of that urge, that hunger, amiss. John Terry missing from 5 yards out at the death is not what we see of Chelsea.

One has to look back to as far back as 1987 when it was last that none of the “big four” made it to the semi finals of the FA cup. And will we have to look ever further back to 1980 (which was the last when a team not from the Premiership won the title) well this only time will tell. But what’s for sure, is that Portsmouth cannot be complacent that they possibly are the strongest team left in the draw now. Because from what we’ve seen till now, its anybody’s cup (I for one would like to back Barnsley, not because they have beaten two Goliaths, but because this David has shown the most juvenile hunger to achieve something that no one considered they should even be allowed to dream). Oh, also one more thing for sure, the FA Cup its back to its glory and may it stay that way.

MILAN GUNNED DOWN

Arsenal-2, AC Milan-0. WOW!!! What a score line. The significance of it takes gigantic proportions when one realises that this is at “the San Siro”, a fortress at which NO English team had got better of the “Rossoneri” EVER. On watching the match it was clear that what was being touted as the biggest weakness of Arsenal, proved to be the difference among the two sides. I am referring to the “young” team that Arsene Wenger put against the might of an experienced Milan, boasting names such as Maldini, Kaka, Inzaghi etc. But it was the pace of these young guns and maybe also their hunger to win and prove the critics wrong that brought about the convincing win. The way Gael Clichy outpaced and got round Inzaghi for a crucial block early in the game, and at the opposite end of the clock, Walcott’s pace to outrun Milan’s backline and set up Adebayor for the second goal is ample proof of the above statement.

The match started much to the expectations of the home fans (who had come in hordes, packing the stadium to its full capacity of over 80,000)with the first 20 minutes completely belonging to the defending champions. Kaka and Inzaghi gave the Arsenal backs a tough time. But as would have been expected, led by Gallas, the defenders were concentrating well to deny their rivals any clear opportunity to have a shy at the goal. After the initial phase as Arsenal got their feet in it, the confidence soared. Fabregas was at what he does best, weaving in and out of the midfield, and Willy Sagna was showing why he is regarded so highly by his manager. Still the Milan defence is formidable and they showed it. That Adebayor was not at his best (actually he does not much relish the Champions League, having yet to score there this season), certainly did not help matters. Nevertheless Kalac was troubled and called upon to make some good saves. The game took a slightly controversial turn as Alexander Hleb went to ground just outside the box. Though replays showed clearly that he was brought down unfairly by Allesandro Nesta, the referee thought otherwise, instead showing him a yellow card for diving. However Arsenal should have been ahead going into the break, as Senderos had only Kalac to beat in the dying seconds, only to shoot straight into the hands of the huge keeper.

Second half again started in balance with both teams trying to maintain possession to create moves. As no team could get any significant breakthrough, it became more of a mid-field battle. With Adebeayor still not able to find his touch, Arsene Wenger brought about the much awaited change, substituting Eboue with Walcott. This immediately infused a fresh pace into the Arsenal team as he combined well with Fabregas. Walcott almost immediately had a great opportunity to open the scoring and add to his impressive tally in the Champions League, but Kalac made an equally good save, and Adebayor slipped when he could have scored on the rebound (this pretty much sums up the kind of day he had been having). With both teams in a gridlock and the defence of either not yielding an inch, frustration began to rise. Even a staid player like Kaka could not hide it, throwing the ball in disgust at an outline decision, only to be booked for it. At this time it was clear that a solitary goal may just be enough to decide the outcome and that it would more likely come out of a moment of inspired individual brilliance rather than some wonderful team play. And that brilliance did come in the 84th minute.

Cesc Fabregas got the ball just inside the Milan half. He goside stepped Gennaro Gattuso, and still off the box from about 30 yards, pulled the trigger. This sudden shot even took Zeljko Kalac (who till then had been having a good day) by surprise and maybe he was just a fraction too late to dive to his right and stop the ball from finding the back of the net. Actually it was so unexpected that even my initial reaction was that he had palmed the ball out and it had struck the net from the outside. Only when I saw the wild reactions of the Arsenal contingent (and what relief showed on their faces), did I realise what had happened. But that takes nothing away from the quality of the kick. It had just the enough curl, placed right at the extreme edge of the net, and had the power that beat the Milan keeper in the first place. The absolute silence at the stadium (yes for a moment even the Arsenal fans were just as dumbstruck as the Milan fans, and also me) aptly showed the seriousness of the situation. The holders now needed not one, but two goals to go through, and that too in just over 5 minutes. This was in no way an easy deed, but one can never write off Milan till the final whistle, more so at the San Siro (and all of us saw what Liverpool did to Milan in the 2005 final in a madness filled 6 minutes).

However Arsenal were now totally on top (having buried the demons of the previous two weeks) and were determined to go through the “clean” way. As Milan poured bodies forward, they were always going to be vulnerable to the famed Arsenal counter-attack, and deep in stoppage time it happened. Walcott outran the last Milan defender (the tired legs of the older team were now showing against the young talent) as he chased a clearance from among his lines, got the better of another block and selflessly slid the ball to the poaching Adebayor, who (no matter however bad a spell he would have been in) could not have missed from 5 yards out. This killed the match for good, and even the Milan team and fans realised this.

The celebrations at the end were more of relief than ecstasy considering what the club has been through the past two weeks. More than the disappointment of registering no win in the past four games, or being knocked out of the league and FA cup; it was the horror injury to Eduardo that had shaken up the club. And this will certainly do much much more than just keep them alive in the Champions League. This will infuse a fresh confidence in them, give them the self belief that just maybe had started to diminish, and above all show all the critics and rival clubs that this team can go all the way. But as Wenger put it in the post match conference, they have to balance now between belief and humility, a quality required to be sonsistent at the top.

It had been billed as the sternest test of the “Young Gunners” this season, who had already proved everyone wrong by what they have achieved till now. But with this convincing win (no one expected them to score more than a goal at San Siro, if they score at all) the warning bugle has been sounded louder and clearer than before for all to hear and take heed. Beating the most successful team in recent history of the competition away, and dominating so much possession in the game is no mean feat. Arsene Wenger, or “The Professor” as he is known, has proved to be a master of nurturing young talent and shown yet again (how many times will he have to do this before people start accepting it) that its not just BIG NAMES that make a team great, team spirit and motivation can also win trophies. Having said this, there is still a long way to go for this team to be considered among the “Wenger’s Invincibles”, but if they are able to maintain what they showed yesterday, the omens are really good.

If this is how Liverpool respond to playing two games in three days, Rafa Benitez must wish the derby was tomorrow night. The only fatigue on display here was in the home stands, as Birmingham’s tormented fans grow tired of seeing their side getting battered.
For Liverpool, the thrill of reaching an FA Cup semi-final for the first time since 2001 was eclipsed only by the manner in which they did so. After serving nibbles for much of the season, Anfield’s strikers are now hosting banquets. Peter Crouch, Fernando Morientes and Djibril Cisse filled their bellies at St Andrews, although most of the helpings arrived courtesy of another inspirational performance cooked up by Steven Gerrard. The seven goal deficit flattered Birmingham more than rampant Liverpool. Benitez’s only concern must be that a few strikes have been kept in the bank for the weekend. By the end, records and reputations were tumbling with each attack. Not only did Liverpool register their biggest away win in the FA Cup, it was the most convincing away victory by any side in the last eight since 1890. The mighty Bootle were once demolished 7-0 by Blackburn Rovers. Who knows, perhaps this was a moment of revenge for the Carragher clan. Benitez couldn’t have scripted a more comfortable passage into the last four, as his side recovered from the pre-match blow of not having to face Emile Heskey to romp into the semis. Liverpool’s first two attacks yielded headed goals as both Sami Hyypia and Crouch benefited from non-existent marking following perfect Gerrard crosses. St Andrews was full capacity for no more than four minutes, as the first deserters saw enough when Maik Taylor failed to hold onto Crouch’s close range nod. The home side’s attempts to rally were brief. Liverpool were two-up before they’d even had to settle, and by the time the visitors completely found their form, Birmingham humiliation beckoned. The clinical edge which would have made numerous Liverpool victories more emphatic this season finally made an appearance. Crouch’s second was exceptional. This was an evening when Luis Garcia’s party pieces paid off and his dribble and pass was dispatched with the confidence of a man who’s averaged a goal every two games since November. That’s 12 in 24 games for Crouch, who may soon earn the description ‘prolific’. One Birmingham fan had seen enough, rushing towards the home dug-out to shout obscenities and eyeball Steve Bruce from 10 yards. After being escorted out of the stadium, the ‘fan’ was at least consoled by being prevented from sitting through further punishment, although one might have thought he’d enjoy a rare chance to see some good football. The visiting supporters offered some sympathy to the Birmingham boss with a rendition of ‘Steve Bruce, he’s signing on next week’. To be fair to the home manager, who showed he hadn’t lost his sense of humour by sending on his son for the last 15 minutes, he was courageous enough to accept the scale of embarrassment. Whatever Bruce said at half-time had a dramatic and surprising impact, as it made Birmingham play even worse and Liverpool excel more. Crouch’s elegant strike was over-shadowed as the Reds staged their own goal of the round competition in the second half. With the number 15 still shaking his head after being denied the chance of a hat-trick, his replacement tapped in a scrumptious fourth.
Momo Sissoko wasn’t the only player to benefit from the Edgar Davids style glasses, as Morientes tried them on while sat on the bench and clearly got a good look where the goal is. Garcia’s dummy and Gerrard’s unselfish pass ensured Morientes grabbed his second tap-in in two appearances. When he scores at rather more crucial times, a year of being frustrated by the skilful Spaniard will justifiably and willingly be replaced by a round of feet kissing. Lack of confidence certainly shouldn’t be a factor now. In truth, Morientes was merely dishing out sweet deserts, while Crouch, Gerrard and company had already ensured the starters and main course were of Michelin star standard. John Arne Riise’s thunderbolt provided the cream. Quite what that made the sixth and seventh is a matter for the hapless Olivier Tebily and Taylor to explain. The duo would certainly have welcomed a liquor or two to drown their sorrows, as an own goal and Taylor howler meant, by the end, Liverpool were after eight. The 4,000 visiting fans were delirious, revelling in the former Manchester United defender’s shame. For Benitez, a third cup semi-final in two seasons awaits, and his players won’t care who they’re facing if they can maintain this standard for the remainder of the campaign. Chelsea will want to avoid the Reds as much as vice-versa. Before getting swept away with pretensions of greatness, however, Benitez will be canny enough to acknowledge his team has just faced arguably the worst three defensive performances since Phil Babb, Torben Piechnik and Bjorn Tore Kvarme were in their prime. Even Sean Dundee and Erik Meijer might have fancied their chances last night. Not that this should detract from the professional and ruthless manner the strikers have filled their boots. Liverpool can justifiably argue this beating was threatened for some time, and Birmingham have merely suffered where others should have tread.

Benitez will be more content with the overall performance as much as the score, as his side has rediscovered the conviction it displayed during its mid-season peak. Sissoko’s comfortable return in midfield freed Gerrard, while for the first time this season Benitez faces a striking dilemma because all of his forwards are scoring. A week ago the derby was an accident waiting to happen. Today, it can’t come soon enough for Liverpool. Well, providing someone can lock all the windows at Anfield and stop that form book being chucked out of one, that is.

Match report: Arsenal 2 – Liverpool 1

Steven Gerrard, the architect of the crucial move – Thierry Henry the finisher. It may read like a Roman Abramovich transfer fantasy, but instead it was the decisive moment in an extraordinary match that handed Arsenal the initiative once more in the race for the fourth Champions League place. And it was a twist in the season that Liverpool’s inspirational captain will want to forget. Steven Gerrard, so often the hero for the Anfield side, assumed the unaccustomed role of villain after his inexplicable backpass gifted Thierry Henry the winning goal six minutes from time. It was a moment that replicated his mistake in England’s Euro 2004 first-round defeat to France in all but the conclusion. But blaming Gerrard for this second successive defeat would be to conveniently ignore the fault lines that run through a Liverpool team that is in danger of ending a campaign that promised so much with precious little.

Jens Lehmann, the hero of Highbury against Real Madrid on Wednesday, was at fault for Luis Garcia’s’s equaliser. What was not in question was the supremacy of Cesc Fabregas in midfield who outshone even Alonso and made an eloquent case for his inclusion in Spain’s World Cup squad. The dismissal of Alonso was, as Rafael Benitez said, the match’s turning point. The midfielder had been booked for a foul on Fabregas four minutes earlier when, on 81 minutes, he slipped as he approached Mathieu Flamini – and appeared to be signalling his apology in the act of falling – before going straight through the Arsenal man. At first glance it merited a straight red, on further examination it was clumsiness compounded by ill fortune.

At the other end a dazzling piece of work from Fabregas and Henry had given Arsenal the lead on 21 minutes. Fabregas’ through-ball was weighted so perfectly that it beat the lunges of four Liverpool players to arrive on Henry’s toes. Cutting in from the left flank the striker struck a shot just beyond Reina’s reach and inside the goalkeeper’s far post. Twice Henry missed chances to seal the game before Liverpool equalised – a goal which Wenger believed should have been disallowed for a foul by Alonso on Fabregas. Gerrard’s fierce shot was punched into the air by Lehmann and, of those dashing into the box, Luis Garcia was first to head the ball into the net. Henry’s winner left Arsenal in fifth place and one point clear of Blackburn Rovers. Arsenal can overhaul Tottenham when their rivals visit Highbury on 22 April. “It’s a little hangover [for Liverpool] from their Champions’ League exit,” Wenger said. “You grieve a little after that.” At Arsenal, the time for mourning appears to be over.